Sunday, May 17, 2009

Devine's Law

The Law of Locker Room Proximity:
When getting dressed or undressed in a near-empty locker room, you will inevitably choose a locker next to one that the next guy entering the room will come up and unlock, even when every other locker is unattended at the moment. Conversely, when returning to your locker after a workout, there will be a guy next to your locker, even when the rest of the locker room is near-empty. Personal space be damned.